Stupid Degrees

Benjamin Franklin once said “The only thing that is more expensive than education is ignorance.” The thing is, Ben probably wasn’t talking about a degree in puppetry. You see, not all education is equal. 

Puppetry

The University of Connecticut offers both Bachelor’s and Master’s degrees in Puppetry.

Just because you spend tens of thousands of dollars earning a degree doesn’t mean you are instantly valuable in the marketplace. I’m sorry but the only thing you’re going to be able to do with a degree in European medieval history is teach European medieval history, that or work at Starbucks.

It’s unbelievable the majors some colleges offer, for example:

Pop culture – Bowling Green State University (Hipsters need not apply-too mainstream)

Adventure Education – Plymouth State University (wha!?)

Canadian Studies
– Duke (again… wha!?)


Floral Management
– Mississippi State University (pretty flowers go in the vase 101)


The Beatles
– Liverpool Hope University (I love the Beatles, and now I’ve got a degree to prove it…)


Puppetry
– University of Connecticut (Sesame Street here I come! Wait, your not hiring… uh oh.)


Comedy
– Humber College (either you got it or you don’t…have you ever asked to see a comedians resume?)


Nannying
– Sullivan University (with an average annual income of $19,190 in the state of Indiana i’m thinking a degree might not be necessary)

Before you spend a fortune on a degree you need to have an economic model in place to earn an income. Make sure that economic model fits your life plan as well.

One of the podcast I listen to from time to time is the Dave Ramesy Show. The following clip is from his radio show and it is about this exact subject. Sometimes Dave gets a little worked up and this is one of those times.

Enjoy.

Please leave me a comment and let me know what you think.

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2 thoughts on “Stupid Degrees

  1. qrparker says:

    Dude! I want to major in adventure!

  2. I just wonder if it is taught by Bill and Ted…

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