Let’s Make a Deal

Let’s make a deal. For only $25,000.00 I can help you choose a career path and find something of interest for you to study. I can also help you make some new friends and take you to some really cool parties. I guarantee you that for the low cost of only $25,000.00 I can help you achieve self-actualization.  Are you interested?

Of course you’re not.

The reason you’re not interested is because you have at least two brain cells in your head to rub together. You can do all of those things on your own. You don’t need to pay someone $25,000.00 to do that. But that’s basically what going to college undeclared is.  “Here, you take my money while I figure out what I want to be when I grow up.”

By the way, if you were in fact interested in my initial deal I accept cash, checks, and all major credit cards.


One thought on “Let’s Make a Deal

  1. […] the fact that starting your college career undeclared can be hazardous to your wealth (see Let’s Make a Deal).  College is just too expensive of an endeavor to be taken lightly. Taking a year of non-degree […]

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